Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 23, 2009

I guess you haven’t followed the story, Nozzi. Mars 3.5 is a twin planet in a synchronized orbit with Earth on the opposite side of the Sun. The difference is, they didn’t have an asteroid slam into them to wipe out the dinosaurs, so they continued on, where one of them evolved to a higher intelligence millions of years earlier than humans were able to on Earth, which is why they’re so much more advanced than us.

Now you’re caught up.