Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 04, 2009
October 03, 2009
October 05, 2009
Transcript:
Homer, the Reluctant Soul Homer: The Mik'maq Hunter took me back to his tribe...I was unconscious for days. Man: Ah...the soon-to-be disguised blessing. Homer: When I woke up, I didn't know where I was or what happened. Then came the scariest part... ...I didn't even know who I was! Homer: Which reminds me, Duncan...what happened with you and that bear? Duncan: Oh, let's just say I taught him a lesson. Man: Oh, my... Homer: Uh...what could a seal teach a bear? Duncan: Well...being a king predator, it was his nature to keep up the chase... ...So he followed me... ...into someone else's kingdom.
For those confused, who may not be familiar with the Homer series, the thrust behind the theme is reincarnation. In one life, Duncan can be dog, in another, he’ll be a sabertooth tiger. In this particular storyline, which dates back to 2003, Duncan is a seal.
Homer is always human, but in some lives he’ll be male, others he’ll be female.
And, yes, Orcas eat bears. Just ask the polar bears who get stranded out at sea due to melting ice floes.
Finally, IT’S A COMIC STRIP!
Real life logic does not apply.