Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 23, 2009

Ah, he’s a jolly old soul… With no conscience.

“I need a new pair of shoes . . … . . but not that type!”

“But I’m not even tired. How do I SLEEP with the fishes?”

The new medical care system will show you how.

A concrete solution to a vexing problem.

He won’t have to worry about being naughty or nice next year.

Is that Jimmy Hoffa after he shot JFK from a grassy knoll?

“Can’t I just have a lump of REALY BIG coal”

how do they get the guy to hold still while the concrete sets?

This puts that saccharine-sweet “Christmas Shoes” song in perspective.

Everyone says that the concrete gets really hot when you do that.

Hey at least he got a dolly…

ottod: concrete does warm but it doesnt get hot.

looks like he’s standing in a giant reese’s cup tho.

I’m concerned about who ottod has been giving concrete shoes to that told him about the heat…

Okay, now I wanna see the” Nice” perq’s! Nice work Brockie.

Great detail again Wiley. Love your stuff, thanks for taking the saccarine out of Christmas.

If that’s a millstone, then at least it’s not around his neck.

if he’d been REALLY good, Santa would give him a high tide mark of six inches!

Note that the form in which the concrete was poured has been removed, no doubt for future use. A penny saved and all that.

Boy, it’s a good thing his hands are tied…he’d thump ‘em…

I’m sure Danae could think of a way out of that predicament.

the reindeer from Sunday are lucky the don’t work for da Boss…

Murder is never funny!

ottod said: “Everyone says that the concrete gets really hot when you do that.”

tonytiger29 said: “ottod: concrete does warm but it doesnt get hot.”

True, but concrete uses a chemical reaction to bind itself. That’s what the lime (no, not the stuff you squeeze for drinks) is for. That will burn you if you’re bare skin is exposed to it for too long.

Atma, that’s what I said yesterday, but I think it’s really a coffee mug. However, I agree it does look like a roll of t.p. Wiley where are you when we need you?

Atma, doesn’t look like it to me. However, even though it wouldn’t be appropriate for this strip, because it’s to cool, but comics on toilet paper is a great idea. Hey, Pastis, wake up!