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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 19, 2010
Transcript:
Danae: I'm off to do some scientific research, Daddy... I'll be back after sunset. Joe Pyle: Umm... Research on what? Danae: The solar rotation theory... I figure it'll take years of heavily funded research to see if the sun really does set in the east. Joe: You mean the west. Danae: Huh? Joe: The sun sets in the west. Danae: Whoa... You know what that means? Joe: You need to pay more attention in school? Danae: Don't be silly... It means I'm going to need a lot more funding.
rayannina almost 15 years ago
Certainly not the education system to the rescue!
James Lindley Premium Member almost 15 years ago
That is the way most research is funded though.
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Donât be sillyâŠâŠâŠ. (laughter)
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Baslim (from Sunday - sorry it took me so long!) Yep, I still live in China and, yes, it is a VERY dirty place. To an uneducated Chinese man, the whole world is a bathroom (college tends to housebreak people over here), people spit everywhere, and a lot of people think that storm drains are appropriate places for their children to relieve themselves. I have seen grandmothers have their grand kids pee in the corner of a restaurant dining area!
I am forever telling my daughter âdonât touch the bushes, you never know whoâs been past!â I carry hand sanitizer and antibacterial wipes with me everywhere and I wash all my vegetables in bleach. Needless to say, Iâm terrified to touch any surface in a public area.
Bittermelon of Truth over 14 years ago
@ejcapulet Offtopic discussion: I just returned from a Hong Kong vacation. I donât like going there often, itâs dirty and crowded and noisy and air pollution is really bad. But the food and shopping bargains canât be beat. If the Chinese govt put as much money into public sanitation and education as they do for showing off, theyâd make some real progress.
vexatron1984 over 14 years ago
Just run while you can Joe.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
To any brainiacs out there: Are there any planets in this solar system that has the sun setting in the east? Or all have the sun set in west like our homeworld? And yes, Danae does NEED to pay more attention in school!
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Love how she thinks that paying attention in school is silly⊠lol
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
If China is so dirty, why isnât disease rampant over there? Hmm, perhaps a US government grant may permit me to delve into this.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Danaeâs got her own (inaccurate) theories about a lot things. Iâm just surprised she doesnât want to prove that all boys have got booger brains.
dsom8 over 14 years ago
I thought the premise was government funding to document the obvious.
steverinoCT over 14 years ago
The planet Mercury is tidal-locked with the Sun and only presents one face to it: the Sun never sets.
The same relationship may be seen with the Moon, which is tidal-locked with the Earth; there is a slight wobble so we see more than 50% of the Moon over time. Cool picture of this (called lunar libration):
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lunarlibrationwith_phase2.gif
FlashfyreSP over 14 years ago
No Child Left BehindâŠresults may vary in your district.
steverinoCT over 14 years ago
Hunh. Munged the URL. Try this: http://tinyurl.com/2ftws3r
jlj1108 over 14 years ago
Plus, Danae, it is Earthâs rotation that leads to the Sun apparently setting in the West. Solar rotation has nothing to do with it.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
ejcapulet and off topic-ers: This is why Jesus made such a deal out of washing the feet of his disciples. Imagine walking IN Sandals in an ancient land where that was the usual practice. Lowest servant got the job.
On topic: I know the sun never sets on what used to be the British empire. Countries do seem to be in other orbits or spheres of influence now, though. I believe my 1968 HS diploma would match Danaeâs eventual elementary school graduation level though.
LeonardWatson over 14 years ago
Danae, just send your request for funding to the White House I am sure that president Obama would jump at the chance to waste more of the taxpayers money on yet another stupid program!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Heretic! Tie her to the stake with Galileo and Copernicus. Our holy books show the sunâs rotation around the Earth result in its setting in the North. Government funding is required under the First Amendment.
We got a grant Every bodyâs got a grant
UBBM Premium Member over 14 years ago
Democrat admins fund pointless research.Republican admins fund valid research that they then reject as too biased towards truth.
peter0423 over 14 years ago
steverino said: âThe planet Mercury is tidal-locked with the Sun and only presents one face to it: the Sun never sets.â
Well, no. That was believed to be the case for many years, because observing Mercury from Earth (or even from Earth orbit) is very difficult, but space probes have corrected the matter.
âUntil 1962 it was thought that Mercuryâs âdayâ was the same length as its âyearâ so as to keep that same face to the Sun much as the Moon does to the Earth. But this was shown to be false in 1965 by doppler radar observations. It is now known that Mercury rotates three times in two of its years. Mercury is the only body in the solar system known to have an orbital/rotational resonance with a ratio other than 1:1 (though many have no resonances at all).â â (http://nineplanets.org/mercury.html)
Yeah, Iâm an astronomy geekâŠhave been ever since I was a little kid. I would have been a professional astronomer, but when I got to college I found I couldnât handle the advanced mathâŠso I became an economist instead. The math is much easier, and it pays a lot better anyway! :)
fjordanrr over 14 years ago
@steverino
Hate to burst your bubble, but Mercury does rotate on its axis with respect to the Sun. It has a rotational period of 176 earth-days. This combined with itâs orbital period causes it to have an unusual day!?! From a personâs aspect standing on Mercuryâs surface, the Sun would in the âeastâ then briefly set in the âeastâ. The Sun would then cross the sky and set in the âwestâ, it would then rise briefly in the âwestâ and finally set again in the âwestâ.
There are reasons why it was thought that the planet was tidally locked to the Sun, but with radar observations and such it was soon discovered that it does indeed rotate with respect to the Sun.
@everybody else
Scientific funding is NOT as slipshod or âsillyâ as everyone here seems to think!
OakDragon over 14 years ago
Initially, I thought Danae was offering her âSolar Rotation Theoryâ as an alternative to the Heliocentric modle of the Solar System and Newtonâs Theory of Gravity that should be given âequal timeâ in school. Each is, after all, âjust a theory.â ;-)
Then it was revealed, yet again, that Danae exists on a different planet.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Ahem! Excuse me! You the readers talk about the solar system?
The Sun is as a mother with very, very HOTTEST that has a lot of gas to burn eternity. And the planets such as Venus, Mercury, Earth and so on as the Sunâs children. The planets already locked and rotated around with itâs own speeds. Of course each of the planets have the moons except the Earth has only one moon. Others donât have the moon to control the gravity. First planet is Mercury that rotates very fast and too close to the Sun. The last planet is Plato that rotates longest way with slow speed and too cold away from the Sun. The Earth is number fourth planet with perfect speed and temperatures of hot and cold that we live with. Too much information on solar system to explain continually. I learned a lot about the solar system when I was in third grade at the deaf school. It was very interesting! Oh by the way, the sun stays in one place and other planets rotates around the sun in clockwise; therefore, the sun rises up from East and sets down to West, not opposite of sun rise/set in West to East. That didnât make any sense. Makes sense that the sun rises up from East and sets down to the West.
Have a gâday, mates!
treered over 14 years ago
Grog said, about 3 hours ago ⊠Iâm just surprised she doesnât want to prove that all boys have got booger brains.
Me: to her mind, even the govt wouldnât waste money on that study⊠back to Sundayâs wishing well, wasnât Canton, OH, named after Canton, (Guangzhou), China, because it was on the other side of the world?
josejimenez over 14 years ago
Why does everybody assume it is government funding. She could get wingnut welfare and become a climate change denier because the sun keeps setting at a different point on the horizon from one day to the next.
bmonk over 14 years ago
I think that, for most planets, East and West would be defined by the rising and setting of the sun. The only problem would be a planet like Uranus, with a 98° axial tilt, so that every planetary year the sun (1) rises and sets normally, (2) goes over the North Pole, with either permanent day or night , (3) rises and sets, but in the other direction, (4) goes over the South Pole, and again permanent night or day. All this in an 84 (Earth) year cycle. How long each âseasonâ would last would depend on where you were on the planet.
How much funding would it take to prove that the Sun rises in the West?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Danae can make the sun set anywhere she wants to. It is a comic, where all of those physical rules apply.
starguy over 14 years ago
More gummint funding for scientific research that is intended to validate a predetermined conclusion⊠global warming?
treered over 14 years ago
depends on how you define âwestââŠ
Dtroutma over 14 years ago
Actually, she just watched John Wayneâs âThe Green Beretsâ where at the end, supposedly at Da Nang, the sun sets into the ocean, which would be to the EAST-
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Technically, the sun doesnât setâthe Earth revolves around the sun, as do the other 8 planets, so it never sets whatever planet youâre on.
treered over 14 years ago
Yes! PLUTO⊠IS⊠A⊠PLANET!!!!!!!
COGNIZANT over 14 years ago
Danae is very intelligent in most ways, but she thinks she already knows it all.
Kerovan over 14 years ago
The question was if any planets do have a retrograde rotation, and somebodyshort correctly identified Venus as the one that does. Both Uranus and Pluto (planet or not) have an extreme axial tilt, but Venus is the only one that has a reverse rotation.
steverinoCT over 14 years ago
SCAATY_423 and fjordanrr :
Hunh. Time to update my reading. You can learn new things anywhere, from anything. I still recall my Miss Pickerel books teaching me the planets when a kid: âMy Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pumpkins.â
This is why Pluto should be a planet: I donât want to learn a new mnemonic.
And I amazed my neighbor, doing her accounting studying while home from college: she had jotted âTANSTAAFLâ in the margin of her text, and I knew what it meant: RAH and âThe Moon Is A Harsh Mistressâ, thanks!