Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 02, 2010
November 01, 2010
November 03, 2010
Transcript:
Joe: So you don't know what that ribbon actually symbolizes, do you... Bob: All I know is, it's a babe magnet... when women see a guy wearing one of these things, they naturally think he's caring and sensitive, so it reels them in! Joe: ... and then you open your mouth. Bob: Yeah... I'm still trying to work out that bug in the system.
in my younger years, i learned quickly, that just out-front asking a babe if she wanted to get laid generally ran about 33 percent: 1/3 would nearly rape me, 1/3 just said No/maybe/or Yes after 2 beers, and 1/3 would left-hook me. And yes, it works. Always. Guess what? Many women like sex, too. there just seems to be an inordinate number of dorks that just cant/too-scared to relate to women out there. duh. more for me.