Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 14, 2010

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    LordDogmore  almost 14 years ago

    “Yes, you see he was juggling the large mallet, when he became depressed and for no appearant reason, steppd right underneath it.”

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    kittenpah  almost 14 years ago

    Darned impressive how fast they can write up those reports.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    This is what happened to Danny Kaye. (He usually plays the court jester)

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    Sisyphos  almost 14 years ago

    You wouldn’t doubt the official, Royal report now, would you? –The king is listening, you know….

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    remiles51  almost 14 years ago

    Would hate to be a court jester. Turnover must be VERY high.

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    Pezcita7  almost 14 years ago

    “Alas poor Yorik …” I used to think it was just Ophelia!

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    hawgowar  almost 14 years ago

    Two words…

    Vince Foster.

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    converses  almost 14 years ago

    Obama, BP oil spill…

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    Olfarto  almost 14 years ago

    Live by the joke, die by the joke…

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    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    Have more than thou showest, Speak less than thou knowest, Lend less than thou owest, Ride more than thou goest, Learn more than thou trowest, Set less than thou throwest; Leave thy drink and thy whore, And keep in-a-door, And thou shalt have more Than two tens to a score. (King Lear 1. 4. 71-80) The advice of fools and jesters oft goes unheeded.

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    ses1066  almost 14 years ago

    Now that is a real royal CRITIC in action.

    Any successful comic will tell you, “You got to know your audience!”

    You know what the truism is; “Live by the word and die ON the word!”

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    Sandfan  almost 14 years ago

    CSI: The Early Years.

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    Gigantor  almost 14 years ago

    Watch your back, Wiley!

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    cleokaya  almost 14 years ago

    He’s not dead. He’s just hammered.

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    peter0423  almost 14 years ago

    Well, there’s lots of different ways to commit suicide…especially assisted suicide.

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    CogentModality  almost 14 years ago

    Kind of puts the lie to the Saul Alinski rule that “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.”

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    kkfin  almost 14 years ago

    LordDogMore, upon further investigation, I would say the Jester’s depression became much deeper AFTER he stepped under the large mallet

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    MatureCanadian  almost 14 years ago

    Comments today are almost as good as the strip.

    Love the look on the King’s face Wiley. Thanks for the laugh.

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    willwot  almost 14 years ago

    Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well. He suffered the sledgehammer of this life. suicide Death by squash

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    starbase502  almost 14 years ago

    Was that the jester from “Wizard of ID”? Is so he was probably so hammered he didn’t feel the hammer.

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 14 years ago

    The King murdered the joker!

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    Creniere  almost 14 years ago

    Evidently We were not amused….

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    <95>  almost 14 years ago

    Murder with Mallet aforethought?

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    T Gabriel Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I WANT THOSE GREEN SHOES!!!

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    Dtroutma  almost 14 years ago

    He just works for Faux got critical and found out what Ailes him.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 14 years ago

    If the Court Jester’s job was the most dangerous, then the Court Investigator’s job was a close second.

    Really, though, this is covered by the old show business rule: never upstage the main act.

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    taker48  almost 14 years ago

    That’s one job I won’t apply for

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    Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Hey, It’s Wiley Miller in a previous life… under the mallet.

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    ccmills  almost 14 years ago

    I always thought the Joker trumped a King - my bad

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    jeffreybradmc  almost 14 years ago

    He got the gong.

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    COGNIZANT  almost 14 years ago

    The mallet is mightier than the gong.

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    vldazzle  almost 14 years ago

    Great strip AND comments!

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    ”THE KING IS A FINK”

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    Joseph Krois  almost 14 years ago

    To laugh is a sin?… To evoke a gentle grin?… It’s for the jester to jest…. Sacred waters to test… So the big can feel small… Like they’re one of us all… But the truth is a bitter pill… And in a moment of haste… Might the jested often kill… And the jester just so much paste…

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    mlswartz_99  almost 14 years ago

    Some blood oozing out on the carpet would have been a nice visual… or is this a family comic strip?

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    looks like the mallet got the drop on him.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    He clearly died of natural causes. It was only natural for him to expire after being crushed by a huge mallet.

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    smyle  almost 14 years ago

    Hey, this is what happened to Iris Chang, the author of “The Rape of Nanjing” The Imperial Japanese Government didn’t like what she wrote about.

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    Ronald Johnson  almost 14 years ago

    Thus, endeth the “reform progressive movement by the Liberals ” in the White House by the mid-term Congressional elections and the issuance in of the Far Right Conservative and Tea-Party Republican caucus into the House of Representatives and the Senate of the honorable Congress to make “the new (old) wave over the next two years to the present interloper to the White House…..President Barack Obama…..

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