Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 16, 2011

Transcript:

News Anchor: Leaders of all faiths gathered to announce they've achieved world peace by agreeing that the one, true religion is... Danaeism! We haven't confirmed this yet, but it's on Twitter, so we'll keep reporting it as fact anyway. Bartender: Wow! That's great news, eh? Bob: Yeah! Joe: Wait... you don't really believe that, do you? Bartender: Hey, it's on cable news, so it must be true! Bob: Questioning cable news is uunAmerican, Joe! Joe: Ow... my brain just pulled a hamstring!