Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 22, 2011

I’ve always said those discount cruises are Hell …

I hate when that happens!

And the entertainment on this cruise will be…Styx!

After they pay the ferryman they should promise him a fine tip for the return trip.

I wonder who mans the oars…..

Alternate punchline: “This wasn’t part of the directions we got from Google!”

Their cruise of a lifetime.

to quote a different song: Don’t Pay the Ferryman, until he gets you to the other side.

A death defying ride of a lifetime.

You get what you pay for.

Usually you take this sort of trip to get away from a nagging spouse.

Is it Halloween yet?!

Captain Steubing’s gotten a little pale.

It drives the politicians nuts to see money wasted on infrastructure. Fare costs only thirty pieces of silver.

This kind of thing really Styx in his craw.

I wonder if the person in front of you still reclines their seat and crushes your knees

Can’t tell if O’Hare, or Atlanta, because Heaven or Hell, you are routed through one or the other.

The only good thing that the resort is all inclusive and everyone there is equal.

The boatman looks better than the niece the travel agent hooks me up when when I book for one.

You can’t always get what you wantBut if you try sometimes you just might findYou just might findYou get what you need!

Hope they got round-trip tickets.

I don’t think Charon takes plastic.

Why do you think they now call them “Personal Floatation Devices” and not “Life Preservers”— check your labels before boarding!

I believe you can’t take your money along on a trip like that….

Charon, not Carnival.

Cheap flights?

I see he has just a skeleton crew there. I don’t give them a ghost of a chance.

I really, really hate charon’ the ride.

that fine print will get you every time. Someone go ask Hades to increase the font-size.

An expert told me no one ever wants to talk about funeral planning on cruises. Maybe this one would be different. This makes the Death Cartoon Collection at The Family Plot Blog!http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/

He thought it would be great to take a Greek cruise!

I wouldn’t be caught dead on that tour.

I was also on “It’s a Small World” when it broke down. Only the music worked! An eternity, and my husband and I still laugh and groan when we hear that song!