What do you say when a bus load of lawyers drives over the edge of a cliff and bursts into flames? “That’s a shame”What do you say when you find out there were 6 empty seats?"“That’s a darn shame”
No; he’d actually died sometime in the 1980s and the Republicans had had the Disney imagineers build an Audioanimatronic version of him. He only publicly “died” when he did because it was simply too expensive to keep making the parts to repair him. At least that’s the rumor…
my daughter is doing research for her law school prof, made the law review and now has a very bright future. Her bio will be titled “laughing all the way to the bank.” Hope a few of you need her save your butts sometime. I LIKE IRONY. : )
Too bad more lawyers don’t take the same professional course….. Most end up becoming undead life-sucking leeches or they “rise” to the rank of politician.
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
That would have only honed his already corrupt mind.
keenanthelibrarian over 12 years ago
So they’re all there just to make sure he’s actually dead …
Yontrop over 12 years ago
What do you call 5,000 lawyers at the bottom of NY harbor?
vwdualnomand over 12 years ago
it isn’t the poor that are parasites on society. it is lawyers who are parasites. people still cheer when the lawyer is eaten in jurassic park.
Varnes over 12 years ago
What do you call a lawyer that drowned in the lake? Bob
thirdguy over 12 years ago
At least he was well liked!
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Deep down, they’re fine.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
The Good Lord should take out all these lawyers before this nation have another metldown!
flagfly over 12 years ago
Here lies a lawyer and a Christian. "Oh, really? How did they get both of them in the same casket?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
What do you say when a bus load of lawyers drives over the edge of a cliff and bursts into flames? “That’s a shame”What do you say when you find out there were 6 empty seats?"“That’s a darn shame”
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
What do you have when you see a lawyer buried in sand up to his neck?Not enough sand.
daveoverpar over 12 years ago
He may resurface if they bury him in Chicago and is a Democrat.
route66paul over 12 years ago
The only thing better than a dead lawyer is a dead politician…
Alms4Thorby over 12 years ago
Q- How can you tell the difference between a dead cat in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A- There are skidmarks in front of the cat.
Bisquit1 over 12 years ago
Amen
Foghorn over 12 years ago
No arms, No legs. BOB!
kathrynismerry over 12 years ago
mwa-ha-ha-ha. :)
dfowensby over 12 years ago
most of congress, all of the SCOTUS, the POTUS, all are lawyers. be afraid. be Very Afraid.
orz over 12 years ago
There are plenty of accolades given to lawyers…
Odd Dog Premium Member over 12 years ago
Why do lawyers were tie’s?…..To keep the foreskin from popping over there head’s
reynard61 over 12 years ago
No; he’d actually died sometime in the 1980s and the Republicans had had the Disney imagineers build an Audioanimatronic version of him. He only publicly “died” when he did because it was simply too expensive to keep making the parts to repair him. At least that’s the rumor…
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
my daughter is doing research for her law school prof, made the law review and now has a very bright future. Her bio will be titled “laughing all the way to the bank.” Hope a few of you need her save your butts sometime. I LIKE IRONY. : )
Bill Chapman over 12 years ago
trm over 12 years ago
Shouldn’t they drive a stake through his heart, just to be sure?
Larhof52 about 12 years ago
I knew I could come here for some good lawyer jokes. Still doesn’t make up for what they have stolen from me.