Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 13, 2012

It’s a jungle in there.

Oh, he hasn’t forgotten. He just doesn’t dare hang out with them anymore.

Today’s strip should be entitled, “Marriage”.

and if you’ll notice, there’s no girl either…

Tarzan is thinking….this really sucks.

Jane is at her NOW meeting.

Wiley’s wife must have put him to work today…..

You can’t go out drinking with your buddies until you vacuum the living room….

There’s so much that could be said here.

It seems like just yesterday they were swinging singles.

Can you blame her for not liking his friends, though? They’re all Cheetas.

All that for twice a year.

You know, the monkeys have to go home to their wives too…They’re just hoping she’s not flingin’ poop today….

He’s having a eureka moment.

Life sometimes sucks???

Tarzan can get electricity for the vacuum cleaner out of trees???? Whoa!

How about “boy and gal” instead of the sexist “guy and girl?”

Friends? Who’s got time for friends? All these chores…vacuuming, dishes, dusting, cooking, rearranging furniture to suit whims….speaking of which, where’s all their furniture? No TV? Can’t even get rewarded by being allowed to watch a football game on Sunday….Tarzan should yell….only that attracts the army of wild animals who might kill Jane….hmmmm….

Bet she startches his loin-cloth for those tender feelings. . . ☻

that’s THE end of time….

Since I reached the charming age of pubertyAnd began to think of feminine curlsLike a show that’s typically ShubertyI have always had a multitude of girlsBut now that a married man at last am IHow aware of my dear departed past am IWhere is the life that late I led?Where is it now? Totally dead!Where is the fun I used to find?Where has it gone? Gone with the wind!A married life may all be wellBut raising an heir could never compareWith raising a bit of hellSo I repeat what first I saidWhere is the life that late I…____________________________________________Kiss Me Kate – Cole Porter

Ayup. Your old friends fade away as you learn to welcome her friends.

This is a perfect illustration of the reason that old white guys are now politically irrelevant. It’s all a question of attitude.

Better Cheetah than Cheater.

The chick in the Road Kill T shirt ad has a nice rack …

at least he has the girl – or else he might have domesticated himself = evolution

No moss;

If Jane gets a good lawyer, she might get all the jungle.

He’s fakin’ it in case she’s watching. It’s probably not even plugged it.

Thank God for beer!

“Tarzan doesn’t mind vacuuming – but Tarzan hates polishing vines.”