Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 16, 2013
March 15, 2013
March 17, 2013
Transcript:
Jeffrey: Hey, thanks for the motivation, Danae! Danae: On what? Jeffrey: Zombie verification. Danae: How'd I do that? Jeffrey: You said zombies don't exist and never will, but the zombie theory is they will exist, so I'm going to the future to find out and bring back proof! If this was a movie, you'd be the one who ironically starts it by bringing back a zombie. Jeffrey: *gasp* I didn't think of that. That'd be so cool! Danae: Boys are so weird.
oldpine52 almost 12 years ago
As if she weren’t.
The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
Rename Danae to Pandora…
BenderSastre almost 12 years ago
Imagine a zombified Danae: bossy, megalomaniac, undead, and immortally persistant.
bluskies almost 12 years ago
Sounds like a Shimalayan intro….
Odd Dog Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Were’d he go with that d@#* Delorean this time
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I’d bring one back we need to cull our herd anyway and of course I’ll head to the future after the zombie apocolaypse.
jds112848 almost 12 years ago
Why do these machines always have an external hose that looks to be in jeopardy of falling off?
tripwire45 almost 12 years ago
Death and destruction are kind of cool until they happen in real life.
dabugger almost 12 years ago
Of course, boys have always been weird; so what is new?
Can't Sleep almost 12 years ago
Odds on he brings back Rand Paul (have you ever heard him talk? And talk? And talk?…)
daveoverpar almost 12 years ago
We have a zombie occupying the Oval Office. He feeds off the American citizen.
Ali89 almost 12 years ago
Boys will go to the ends of the humanity to prove themselves right.
emptc12 almost 12 years ago
I have pleasant childhood memories of my father bringing home empty cardboard boxes from the nearby Western Tire store. They had contained washer and refrigerator floor display models. We made houses and rocket ships of them and traveled to all the nearby planets, in our minds. .Never thought of time travel until “The Time Machine “ movie came out. For that, he hooked up Christmas lights and fault indicator diodes and old radio switches on a piece of plywood, and that was our control panel..I visit my father in assisted living three times a week now. Thanks, Dad.
Defective Premium Member almost 12 years ago
It would be so cool if he brought back a zombie! Or at least verified them. You know… something to look forward to! Looking forward to the rest of the story next week!
The Life I Draw Upon almost 12 years ago
Politicians are immune to zombies. Zombies only eat brains.
Caddy57 almost 12 years ago
Danae is just trouble waiting for a place to happen….as for zombies finding any brains to munch on in D.C. I think they could clear out the whole city and still die of starvation before the could move on to anywhere else on the eastern sea coast.
jahoody almost 12 years ago
@ghostkeeper: You sure know your political anatomy all right.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Wasn’t this covered in the Planet of the Apes movie series?
TheDOCTOR almost 12 years ago
Jeffrey, You REALLY need to install a chameleon circuit on your TARDIS. :)
Hunter7 almost 12 years ago
Not only are boys so weird. Jeffery went off to the future without supplies for protection or for capture of the zombies. Bad Jeffrey.