Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 30, 2013

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Man: I'd like to have a lobster roll... Flo: You got it, deah. Man: ...but not at that price. Flo: Um... what? Man: I've worked up some menu comps, and I'm willing to accept your lobster roll at this price. Flo: But... that's a tuna melt... Man: Yes... a seafood sandwich that's bigger than a lobster roll, so I'm giving you a very reasonable offer. Flo: Tell him the house rules, Eddie. Eddie: "We resah've the right to refuse sahvice to jackahsses, and to see how many napkins we can cram up theah nose..." I ad-libbed that last paht. Flo: Well, what it lacks in legality, it made up fah in gettin' the point across.