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Man in dark grey suit: I GUESS IT'S SO THEY CAN TECHNICALLY CLAIM THEY'VE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING.
Door window reads: CONGRESSIONAL OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE OF BIG HONKIN' OFFICE DOORS
Because voters aren’t impressed by the appearance of “didn’t do anything stupid” on the cyclical re-election résumé.Although, you would think that would be a heck of an accomplishment in the presence of peer pressure.