Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 02, 2014

There are allergens in heaven?

That was some sneeze! You’re excused choir practice.

This reminds me of Pixar’s short film, ‘For The Birds’

Looks like you’re walking.

I can SO relate! Pollen count was really high today! Thought I’d never stop sneezing.

OK, that is just plain silly….Bless YOU, Wiley

Dude must have had some awesome of wings…..So he’s got to walk now? BTW, are there red 1969 Mustangs in heaven, and how do they handle on those golden roads?

What a re-MOLTing development this is.

This is hilarious: I just LOVE people with lopsided, warped minds.

waxed wings, not a good glue, makes!

oh corn…..

From angel to penguin in one big sneeze! Off to Antarctica for him. It’s there, or maybe Boulders Beach near Cape Town.

Is that where “Sammy Sneeze” went?

Don’t worry, they grow back!!! I hope!

Molting season?

So… if that had been a fart would he still get a “Bless You”? Sorry, just thinkin’ out loud…

I hope that, like Foghorn Leghorn, he keeps his feathers numbered for just such an emergency.

As it will be with me when I get to Heaven…..when I sneeze…people duck! and my next line comes from classic Pink Panther movies….Help me find my nose!"

Ladykat, according to Ralph Nader, the Corvair was the popular American choice as a way to get to heaven…….Glad yours got there before you….But watch your speed on those golden roads, especially on the curves… the weight of the engine in the back can spin the car around, say, in a skidding situation and then roll over….

Fortunately, he keeps his feathers numbered, for just such an emergency.

I thought God only bought people Mercedes Benzzez.

perhaps the ’57 ford convertible i had in high school is there. for me there are lotsa fun memories in those wheels. something i lost there too !!