Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 12, 2014
September 11, 2014
September 13, 2014
Transcript:
Danae: Here it is, ma'am... Teacher: Uh...what's this, Danae? Danae: My "what I did over Summer vacation" essay. Teacher: Well, that's nice......but I didn't assign one this year. Danae: Oh...why not? Teacher: I knew what you'd write about. Danae: So? Teacher: So...the school board thought it was best to avoid anything that will attract the attention of homeland security and the C.I.A. Danae: Hey, don't thank me all at once for getting us out of a homework assignment. Blonde kid: Please don't talk to me. I don't wanna be targeted by a drone.
Something strange about that teacher; first she claimed it was her idea then she passes the blame to the school board. Is she an undocumented alien who is investigating the incident?