Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 24, 2015

Umbilivable.

Ok, I get the joke about the inbox and the outbox. But why is the coworker so afraid to go into the office?

Always check for cookie crumbs and spare change before a heavy date.

A life long friend was adopted….He did not have a belly button…He had a hard time…We always saw it as proof he might not actually be a human from Earth…

That’s really cool!

maybe the guy at the door heard that there was a naval destroyer inside.

Naval man?

Where are the navel gazers who come up with the big CEO-type ideas? That’s what I expected to see.

Every one knows where they put belly button lint ! In the naval reserve of course !

Why is belly button lint always a shade of blue?

Bio engineered people wouldn’t need a belly button, so I guess that is the joke.BTW “Adam” didn’t have a belly button either.

A friend of mine had his tattooed with a stick figure climbing the scar. :-))

Old Timer, Of course Adam had a belly button….His moms was Mrs. God…

I did this exact one, many years ago.

In vivo actually — unless you were a test tube baby…