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Ned: Kinda quiet in here. Is everything ok?
Flo: *Sigh* It's been nut-job central today.
Ned: Mm-hmm...And that makes this day different from any other day here...how?
Flo: Eddie was the sane one.
Ned: Oh...yeesh! Sorry to hear that.
Eddie: HEY!
It seems to amazes me that about 12 years ago, that Mr. Wiley Miller (the 2015 Reuben winner), put a quote from the New Testament in the 2002 9/11/2002 comic. Well, it seems to me, Mr. Wiley has gone atheist on me.
Mr Wiley, is a great cartoonist, but he’s all wrong about that all religions are bad and the people are stupid. To me, the Jewish people and Christians are still around and Jewish people want to go to their homeland after thousands of years.
Listen, I’ve had 3 and more MIRICLES (Sorry, I can’t find spell check on this thing while I am writing you) in my life and I think my savior, Jesus Christ and God did it! You can believe what you want to and that’s why our God gave ALL OF US FREE WILL. I don’t what to go into an afterlife in which I’m a fly or a worm, or eternal punishment, but I want to see my loved ones (All of my loving family) in heaven. I’ve read the Koran & studied other religions and Protestant Christianity fits the bill! In Chapter one of the Torah & Old Testament (Genesis) it states, “Let US MAN in our own image.” Thus, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. It seems everything in that Bible is coming true and it’s not vague!
After this comment, I know I’m going to get a lot of hateful messages and anger on this, but I think this is your heart and soul and God doesn’t want nothing more but your soul. Your soul is priceless!
Oh yeah, listen to country singer’s (Kix Brookes and Ronnie Dunn’s ) song in which it states about a young white boy being befriended by an old Black man in which the Black man dies while the boy is in college. “Don’t tell me there’s no life after this!” “The words are written in RED” & “Life doesn’t end in a slow car ride!”
Rev. Franklin Graham is setting up a fund for those 2 Oregon Bakers to pay off that $135,000 fine that Oregon judge put on them. God’s word will always be forever and your atheism will pass away, but the Bible will never will!