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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 19, 2015
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December 20, 2015
Transcript:
Caption: The no-win season. Man in scarf: The phrase "holiday greeting" offends me. Big sign reads: PLEASE LET US KNOW WHICH HOLIDAY GREETING OFFENDS YOU BEFORE ORDERING. THANK YOU!
I always said to customers âHappy Holidaysâ simply because December has so many.I mean, was I supposed to say, âHappy Hanukkah, Joyous Yule, Wonderful Solstice, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa and a Happy New Yearâ? (And thatâs not all of them.)-Anybody who says thereâs a âwar on Christmasâ hasnât been inside a shopping mall since August.