Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 22, 2016
May 21, 2016
May 23, 2016
Transcript:
Joe: So...? How did your blind date go, Bob? Bob: Well...I followed your advice to stay true to myself... Woman: First, I should tell you I'm a firm believer in complete honesty. Bob: Really? It's been my experience that honesty is the last thing women want to hear. Woman: Wait...what? No! Truth is very important to women! Bob: Ok...let's put it to the test... We're on first date behavior, so the truth is, we'll never be nicer than we are right now. Woman: Um...well...ok... Bob: Then over time, we'll become so complacent that we'll consider it to be a romantic evening when I don't belch. Joe: Ok, when it comes to dating, maybe you shouldn't listen to me. Bob: Good advice.
I know women who wouldn’t run, but would reply, “Or if I don’t. It’s only fair.”