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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 20, 2016
June 19, 2016
June 21, 2016
Transcript:
Caption: How to make people panic. Man's sign reads: First, whatever you do, don't panic.
I knew a guy who would find himself in a crowd of business type folks. He would pull out his cell phone and engage in a loud conversation with his imaginary stockbroker.The conversation usually ran something like this, “It did? Oh, my god, see if you can sell at any price. And the gold, man, dump the gold.” Then he would stroll off as people began fumbling for their cells and frantically punching numbers.