Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 26, 2017
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Transcript:
Ship: But the captain said to go full speed, despite the iceberg field ahead of us. Yes, but that's not what he meant. Um...but it was his order...I know, but you can't always take what he says so literally. Wait...what? You just have to know what's in his heart. And how do we do that? By listening carefully to what he says. FOOM FOOM FOOM FOOM FOOM Captain Eddie: Titanic scholahs ah finally stautin' to accept my spokesman-induced explodin' heads theory... Flo: I really miss the days when that didn't make any sense.
I have a very small announcement to make. Since I poke fun at Twitter all the time, I thought I’d sign up for it just to see what it’s like. Don’t know how long I’ll stay with it, as I can already see what a time-sucker it can be. But for those who care about such things, my Twitter handle is @TheWileyMiller.