Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 22, 2018

Too small for Christmas Island so maybe it’s No-Reindeer Atoll.

If he sent you a bunch of things that float like Styrofoam coolers, you could build a raft. Maybe there’s a magic sleigh repair kit in one of the packages.

Santa’s been having a hard days night!

Bad news is, all of the gifts are electronics and must be plugged in somewhere.

Chia pets….

A shame the reindeer and Santa were eaten by sharks though.

Santa’s been into the eggnog and cookies

I hope there are a lot of fruitcakes in those packages.

Do we take it that the bringers of good news have more or less crashlanded to earth throughout history?

Forget it. No batteries! Lithium can’t be shipped by air.

They now have a lifetime supply of Fruit Cakes – which will make their lives seem all that much longer….

Don’t see reindeer but looks like Santa is in the sleigh.

Wilson?

Actually, Santa and the reindeer were downsized to zero and the sleigh and bag were automated. The crash was due to a faulty GPS input…pity.

Ahhhhhh……Christmas in the tropics!!!!

“‘Mele Kalikimaka’ my ass!!!”

Perhaps there’s a raft in Santa’s bag

Surely if Santa could help the toys on the Isle of Misfit Toys, he could rescue these guys (after magically fixing the sleigh).

And even better news, all the packages are from Omaha Steaks and Fruits of the Month. Plus, Norad was tracking Santa for the kids and is sending a Navy ship with heliocopters to rescue him! (If you are going to do a Christmas Miracle, it should be a full out one.)

The one fellow kinda looks like Tom Hanks.

O well.

Bad Santa

Maybe Santa flew back to the North Pole on the back of one of the reindeer to get another sled an load of presents…

Is there an inflatable dinghy in there?

I hope none of those are my presents!

All the packages have fruitcakes in them

The bad news is that None of the Gifts is Edible.

Or Drinkable.