For better or worse, this isn’t entirely accurate. It’s usually more like “FLESH-EATING PLAGUE OUTBREAK: INFECTION RATES UP 300% – WATCH AT 8 TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY”. Of course, when you watch the report, you find out that the number of infected people worldwide has gone from one to three.
For better or worse, this isn’t entirely accurate. It’s usually more like “FLESH-EATING PLAGUE OUTBREAK: INFECTION RATES UP 300% – WATCH AT 8 TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY”. Of course, when you watch the report, you find out that the number of infected people worldwide has gone from one to three.