Man: This new implantable defibrillator will automatically send a jolt of electricity to your heart when it detects cardiac arrhythmia...then it will poke you on facebook.
BUT WAIT! If you order RIGHT NOW with your credit card, we’ll include a SECOND defibrillator ABSOLUTELY FREE! You just pay separate shipping & handling…
BUT WAIT! If you order RIGHT NOW with your credit card, we’ll include a SECOND defibrillator ABSOLUTELY FREE! You just pay separate shipping & handling…