Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 22, 2011

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    She must be a real b—— to leash her husband.

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    RogueSymmetry  over 13 years ago

    Ha ha, she can have mine if she wants one so badly. Let me just get the key from my wife.

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    sfreader1  over 13 years ago

    Some husbands need to be leashed, but then, so do some wives.

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    wwh85cp  over 13 years ago

    I have no idea what you’re talking about. In twenty years of happy marriage, I’ve never… ooh… look at h- Gaaaaahhhh!(Whimper)

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    ke4jhj  over 13 years ago

    My wife and I have recenlty celebrated 37 years together and she has never thought about doing such a thing. But, a ring in the nose is not comfortable, either!

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    michael.p.pumilia  over 13 years ago

    He’s just lucky she let him out of his crate long enough to come to the party.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago

    damn! THAT close to good butt smell

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    machpovii3  over 13 years ago

    Just like real life.

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    doc white  over 13 years ago

    Yes and it is short.

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    Ottodesu  over 13 years ago

    I want a leash for my girlfriend, hmmm.

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    It also helps when there’s some ripe, rotten stuff in the corner that he wants to roll in.

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