Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 21, 2011

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    pouncingtiger  about 13 years ago

    Chris sacrificed his life for you two.

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    TiffWHO  about 13 years ago

    I’m printing this one out and putting it my Uncle Chris’ place on Thursday… Thank you Mark for this strip!

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    Aussie Down Under  about 13 years ago

    That has to hurt.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Very uncomfortable.

    Somebody told him it was going to be a roast, but he didn’t know it would be so personal.

    Some of those cuts were a little close to the bone.

    He was sorry he got dressed for the occasion.

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    ke4jhj  about 13 years ago

    Must have been some miscommunication. Instead of “would would like to come to dinner?”, it must have been “would you like to be dinner?!?”

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 13 years ago

    At the table, Chris was the breast of honor. . . . (☻)

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 13 years ago

    As people used to sing at a place I worked a long, long time ago, “Shove it up your turkey. Stuff that bird.”To the tune of Frère Jacques/Morning Bells Are Ringing or whatever.

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    bmonk  about 13 years ago

    At least his belly is (now) full. . . .

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    Yukoneric  about 13 years ago

    She didn’t use a rubber glove…………….

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 13 years ago

    christmass is next. who is next?

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    vldazzle  about 13 years ago

    I don’t like to think what the turkeys are thinking. I roast a breast from free range birds every time I start to run out (about 6 weeks as it’s just for me).

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