Apparently not the work of an ax murderer. Ashes to ashes, sawdust to sawdust. Of course, he might be an oak or a maple, not an ash. (SS: I know you wood come up with some good ones.)
They won’t be taking a bough soon. I guess it’s what they get for working at a branch office. Maybe if they rooted around for some clues, they would soon be beaming.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Just answers the old question.
el8 over 11 years ago
Axe them firmly and see what they have to say.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
I thought maybe that suspicious looking tree on the left gnawed his roots….
But I hear his bark is worse than his bite.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
BTW Mark, I love the expression on the fallen tree.
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
One tree, out of scene, was pining.
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
What a couple of saps!
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
The cop has to go out on a limb.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
If a tree falls in the forest… nobody gets involved.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Bruno, you should never believe a pun.They’re just playing with you.
PICTO over 11 years ago
A tree falls in Brooklyn.
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
And we all know if a man makes a statement in the forest and there’s no woman around to correct him, he’s still wrong.
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
Apparently not the work of an ax murderer. Ashes to ashes, sawdust to sawdust. Of course, he might be an oak or a maple, not an ash. (SS: I know you wood come up with some good ones.)
tahoeh2o over 11 years ago
If at tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does the Sierra Club still get mad?
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
Looks like the cops are stumped.
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
And his friends don’t look very chipper, either. Wood you?
xpurplezebra over 11 years ago
enter ent ertaining
ossiningaling over 11 years ago
Hey! Down in front! I can’t see the forest!
bmonk over 11 years ago
They won’t be taking a bough soon. I guess it’s what they get for working at a branch office. Maybe if they rooted around for some clues, they would soon be beaming.
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
Excellent work, everyone! One of the best sets of comments ever!
bobpeters61 over 11 years ago
Sound off.
goblyn over 11 years ago
That solves it, no one wood hear.