Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 12, 2013

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    You gotta pull my chain, big boy.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    This shows you the kind of doors that hang in bars…

    She doesn’t know he’s a little unhinged….and I’ve also heard he swings both ways…

    And he hopes she’ll soon be too drunk to screen guys like that….

    Cos all the guys know that when the bar closes, she has an open door policy.

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    Linux0s  almost 12 years ago

    Careful, she’s a revolving door.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 12 years ago

    Incompatible and that’s open and shut.

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    PICTO  almost 12 years ago

    What a knob. Learn to handle women correctly and you may just get to see her open portal.

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    SkyFisher  almost 12 years ago

    Many “PULL” doorsreduce the speedof those “PUSH”before they read-—-Nipsy Russel

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    jack fairbanks  almost 12 years ago

    yuks

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    jack fairbanks  almost 12 years ago

    she puts out, she pulls in

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    lightenup Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    And if you’re lucky, I won’t hit you on your way out.

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    Digital Frog  almost 12 years ago

    Like she’s that adoorable…

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    ossiningaling  almost 12 years ago

    Why would he need her if he knew how to pull?

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    ossiningaling  almost 12 years ago

    Ba-dum-bum.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 12 years ago

    The comments are stellar this morning. Very talented punsters here.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 12 years ago

    He can see thru her.

    They’re both shellacked.

    He’s missing the window of opportunity.

    She’s on the threshold of being sill-y

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    next, she’ll show him the door

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    agrattan0820  almost 12 years ago

    She sounds like one of those doors from a fancy hotel. He looks like he came from the supermarket.

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