Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 19, 2013

Love it!!

Ooohh, I love whine and cheese parties!

Awwww where did you you get the cute little axe Johnny? Wait! No, stop! Ahhhhhh-

study is messed up

All cheese and no play makes Jack a dull mouse. All cheese and no play makes Jack a dull mouse. All cheese and no play makes Jack a dull mouse. All cheese and no play makes Jack a dull mouse. All cheese and no play makes Jack a dull mouse. All cheese and no play makes Jack a dull mouse. All cheese and no play makes Jack a dull mouse. All cheese and no play makes Jack a dull mouse. All cheese and no play makes Jack a dull mouse.

And he can use the axe to cut the cheese.

I don’t give a rat’s axe.

One test too many.

The Shining!

No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy..

Cheese this can’t be the Johnny Carvesome Show?

BEST one today!!

Deprived, depraved, demented.

A former co-worker had a poster at his desk that I always loved. It showed a maze like this one, except there was a path blasted through all the walls from start to finish. The caption was “The objective is ‘Get the cheese’, not ‘Run the maze’.”

redrum redrum

Oh, o-oh, oh my gosh.

THAT MOUSE HAS AN AXE!!!! SHOUDNT WE BE WORRIED???? THAT MOUSE KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE AND AXE IMA STAY AWAY FROM HIM.