Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 23, 2013

Sweet potato yogurt, marshmallows on the bottom.

Why am I suddenly hungry??

Haggis yogurt, guts on the bottom.

That’s pretty much my experience with Tofurkey…for which I have other names, none of which Nannybot would accept.

Well, they can make just about anything out of soy, why not yogurt?

I want to know if they ever do this with toothpaste.

There’s nothing more embarrassing to a turkey than gravy on the bottom.

yummy

Warning – Eating this product won’t give you wings

There’s a brand of ordinary-flavors of ice cream called “Turkey Hill.” I always thought it an unappetizing name.

I don’t want gravy on my bottom.