Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 16, 2014

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    orinoco womble  over 10 years ago

    “Hey, you!

    “Yeah?”

    “What is this?”

    “It’s an ark!”

    “You wanna get it out of my driveway?”

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    She claimed God told her to take seven pairs of the clean animals.

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    xpurplezebra  over 10 years ago

    He should be flooded with guilt.

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    hippogriff  over 10 years ago

    orinoco womble: That is why the writers never mentioned them – directly. After that golden calf episode, they didn’t want to bring up and Egyptian religion unless to attack it. However, cats have no hoof to cleave, gizzard, scales, nor chew cud (hairballs don’t count). Therefore they are unclean animals despite their licking.

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    heatherjasper  over 10 years ago

    Our house used to be like that. Now we have no pet cats, but there is a cat that keeps coming in the middle of the night.

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    tinac69  about 6 years ago

    My Ol’Man would be bring them in.

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