Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 11, 2015

A former body builder turned bartender decided to sponsor a challenge – any patron that could squeeze 4 drops of juice from a lemon wedge that he had already squeezed, got their drink for free. Many had tried and failed, until one day a short nerdy looking guy asked to take the challenge. The bartender chuckled but proceeded to squeeze a wedge dry and handed to the fellow. A few seconds later, the man had squeezed a 1/4 cup of juice from the wedge! As everyone stared in amazement, the bartender asked “Are you taking steroids, or a former weight lifter or something?” The man replied “No, I just work for the IRS…”