Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 09, 2015
August 08, 2015
August 10, 2015
Transcript:
Man: My beach entertainment is watching people remember the phones in their pockets.
With utmost care, open it, thoroughly rinse it with distilled water, allow it to air dry for a week, assemble it, return it and if need be swear on a stack of bibles that you don’t know why it quit, especially if still under warranty. Or, just toss it and enjoy life.