Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 23, 2016

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    Farside99  almost 9 years ago

    Yeah, my wife is always sending me texts at the store too. I can sympathize with you.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Then he’ll beheading home to make a killer dessert, LOL, Death jokes just slay me.Ok, well, not really….but I guess it’s better than treating it gravely.

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    santa72404  almost 9 years ago

    The origin of the cake?

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    blunebottle  almost 9 years ago

    He better do what she says, or when he gets home, he’s gonna be dead meat…….oh, wait!

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    jreckard  almost 9 years ago

    It’s the grim beeper.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Don’t play with your food…

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    Purewater  almost 9 years ago

    I’m guessing dark chocolate is the choice

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    hippogriff  almost 9 years ago

    Bruno ZeigertsThe Salesman of Death?

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    khcm1157  almost 9 years ago

    Valentines gift for his Ghoul Friend.

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    bfrg45  almost 9 years ago

    Good one — love this!

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