Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 13, 2016

Could be worse, lady—if he fell asleep while you were touching him!

Set the screen timeout to “Whoa, baby! Ready for another so soon? All right, let’s go!”

Actually, that’s quite normal.

Oooh, kinky.

It doesn’t mean he’s not turned on.

See me,Feeeeeellll me,Touch me….Who said that?

adjust the setting to “no sleep while plugged-in”

Please don’t go into details now. This is only a screening. Don’t get all charged up.

And it was all fine until he met his evil Uncle Ernie……

Does their browser have the right “plug-in”?

Phone sex: you’re doing it wrong.