Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 14, 2016

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    Linux0s  over 8 years ago

    Maybe she was trying to connect to the cloud.

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    She’s gonna be docked all weekend.

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    ElioHyena  over 8 years ago

    Suddenly, He regrets not having a case on his phone. :P

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    Emmett Wayne  over 8 years ago

    Just think if there was a submarine mode!

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    I wouldn’t get upset by this.But then, it isn’t my phone.

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    P51Strega  over 8 years ago

    That phone must use the Microsoft operating system, she has it in Windows mode.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Good idea! Now find another and see if it bounces off the pavement.

    Keep up the spirit until you find one that survives a drop from a 40 story building; when that happens, drop it in a garbage disposer…

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Mark’s daughter’s name is Jen. Is this a true story?!

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