Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 08, 2016

Both red, both deal with naughty, both live in areas of extreme temperature, both have hordes of little helpers. Makes sense to me.

Think about it — if the barista was Mensa material, would he be working at Fastbucks?

I went in to one of those places exactly twice. I do not enjoy paying nearly 5 Euro for a cardboard cup with my name on it, with enough “coffee” to get my lips wet. Good coffee, well made, doesn’t need flavouring or perfumes. It does, however, deserve a real cup.

I was immediately suspicious of the fact that there is so much merch piled on the counters that you can’t see what’s going on back there.

There’s a coffee shop in Maui, called Bad Ass coffee. Their slogan, “Get your Bad Ass in here!”

That’s grounds for getting put on the naughty list.

They are both just as real.

The excuse – I have a latte on my mind.

Hmmm….Isn’t that special?!

Hey, I was eating a Snickers…OK?

Forget Barcelona, they outlawed bullfighting.

Someone’s been naughty! And that isn’t nice! No Christmas bonus for you.

Claus = Lucas, hmmm

Claus=Scaul, humm.

Claus=Saul-c, humm.

Silly.

PointyHairedEE

The federal government overruled them. You can still watch livestock being tortured. Look up bull jumping online. No flips going over, but if the Minoans could do it, sooner or later the Spanish and French developing the sport will too.

The server must be an Evangelical, who thinks that associating Santa with Christmas is an insult to Christ.

They just mixed up the letters; satan instead of santa.

Krampus must have had a good laugh!#hailsatan