Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 02, 2018

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    Wilde Bill  over 6 years ago

    Wait until he picks up his coffee cup.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Yeah, like punching that jokester in the face!

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    She’s just trying to horn in on him!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 6 years ago

    And how’s the MiraLax coffee?

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Shoulda been yesterday.

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    Needles2sayu~sewFunny  over 6 years ago

    Just wait till he reads the part about “Needing to take out an additional Life insurance policy on Husband”

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    Bill The Nuke  over 6 years ago

    The next item: Give Joe a heart attach.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I first read (it’s early morning, no coffee yet), “Nine bucket list.” This made me wonder if cats need to have nine bucket lists.

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    ME HARPO  over 6 years ago

    Item 6 – "Hand roll of toilet paper to victim of item # 5.

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