Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 18, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Gingrich?

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    Nachikethass  almost 6 years ago

    A salivating salamander?

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      almost 6 years ago

    Eye see you!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    All of his come-ons seem to end with him standing there with a wriggling tail in his hand.

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    Stocky One  almost 6 years ago

    Ignore him. Best he be eft alone.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    Its just for a spell.

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    CoffeeMom  almost 6 years ago

    Is that better than the eye of the tiger? And wouldn’t the tiger/newt want it back?

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 6 years ago

    There is something magical about his eyes!

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Hope she’s been keeping an eye on her drink. Froghypnol is nothing to take lightly.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Uh, witch eye is that?

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Great puns, everyone!

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    CorinneSiobahnBastarache  almost 6 years ago

    The former house speaker’s first name is a shortened form of Newton and he was nicknamed Fig Newton once.

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    The PapaEaster  almost 2 years ago

    The eye of the newt is actually a flower known as the day lily.

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