Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 09, 2019

Exploding cats I’d pay to see that!

Let the puppy out and put a warm towel in the box – kitty will be happy for hours.

This is an example of conflicting feelings.

I have good news and I have bad news. Which do you want first?

A textbook example of Feline Cognitive Hissonance.

The cat likes the box but not the puppy.

Puppy’s named Schrödinger.

I remember a George Carlin routine called Headlines. He read real “fake news” over the sound of a teletype in the background. One of the headlines was, “A dog exploded on a downtown street corner. Nobody was seriously injured but several people were overcome by flying fur.”

I can imagine what an exploding cat will do. Pound per pound cats shed more than dogs.

Decisions, decisions…

OH NO! Cats & dogs living together! Mass hysteria!!!

It’s alive. And I’m certain of it. Heisenberg

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Puppies and kittens get along very well, once they can decide what games they can play together.

A mixed blessing for the cat, to be sure.

https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2019/01/09

https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2020/01/09

https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2021/01/09

Guess BOXING day is Jan 9th for three yrs in a row

( I am looking back, Gent just introduced me to this toon last month)