Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 31, 2019

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    rekam Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Should have been a last date.

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    Anathema Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I never once hissed at a woman on a first date. But now that I’ve been married for a few years….

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      almost 6 years ago

    Now’s not the time to throw a hissy fit.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Cats should be separated until they get used to each other. Humans should be separated after they’ve got too used to each other.

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    Well what did you expect in a cathouse restaurant?

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    ptnjbrown  almost 6 years ago

    They just discovered they’re related.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I think she really likes him!

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    Squoop  almost 6 years ago

    I had real-time sound effects including the “REOWR” while reading this as my 2 cats are currently going at it!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Very clever! The author clearly knows cats!

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    swanridge  almost 6 years ago

    I thought that meant that they love us.

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