Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 13, 2019

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    santa72404  over 5 years ago

    LOOK OUT FOR YELLOW RAIN !

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Huh, I see a black cloud coming.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Soon the flower is going to get a new fragrance!

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    In your case, flower, showers don’t always come from the sky!

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    KenseidenXL  over 5 years ago

    Is that R. Kelly’s dog?

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’ve heard of people dropping their phones in the toilet, but this app turns it around.

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    Little Caesar  over 5 years ago

    Ahhh…. that’s golden!!

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    I have days just like that flower.

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    donwalter  over 5 years ago

    something about the golden sunshine…

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    Emmett Wayne  over 5 years ago

    It’s going to be a Pee-utiful day!

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Well if you put down that cell phone….

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    “Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s rainin’!!!” – from Outlaw Josie Wales

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Afterwards, the flower writes, ‘If golden showers come from golden retrievers, what the heII just happened to me?!’

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    Rose Madder Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t the strip title be ‘ON’ the Mark?

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    jdthird  over 5 years ago

    Showers come in all colors. Since the sun is a golden yellow, I guess this shower won’t be the normal one you’d get from dark clouds…

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    swanridge  over 5 years ago

    It should have said “localized brief showers”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Quick- put the phone down!

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    And also watch out for brown hail!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    All in a golden shower afternoon

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