Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 14, 2019

This trailer from the upcoming Jumanji reboot is pretty underwhelming…

The tooth hurts!

“Sorry sir I am using your wife……..”

Ah yes, big potato monkey creatures from outer space.

I wish autocorrect would stop ducking up my posts.

Strangest correction I’ve gotten lately was changing “thinking” to "thinkings"… is that even a word?? fortunately, I proof read.

My iPad inserts words I never type….=~\

now she’s going to be lack toes intolerant

This spud’s a chew.

Monkey looks agi-tatered.

Good advice from me. In this type of situation, texting someone would be a waste of time. She should have dialed 911 and tried to explain to an operator.

Weasels ripped my flesh.

Foot fetishes, monkeying around, all good.

Don’t laugh – you’re next!

And this isn’t “Big Monkey Comic.”

And the sad part is that people don’t KNOW they can turn off the autocorrect.