Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 10, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Patricia’s Christmas present of a hair dryer suddenly took on even more ominous tones…

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    tudza Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Do you wanna kill a snow man? Run him over with a snow plow? We can do it all in no time. It just takes a little snow-how.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Be afraid, Devon! Be very afraid!

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    She snowed Devon and now they’re drifting apart.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Devon is about to get plowed!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    She’s found someone else, and now things are pretty Frosty between them.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    It just melts his heart…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t drip on your way out….

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Devon gets “snowed under” with emails.

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    waltermgm  almost 5 years ago

    Things are no longer cold between them.

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    HarryLime Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Call the Snow Plow King, Homer Simpson!

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Best learned before you’re and old salt.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Devon, if you’re gonna get plowed, go to a bar.

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    Did she empty the snowbank too.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Nobody snows the trouble I seen . . .” :)

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And then late one night, a pupazzo di neve knocked on the door…

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    His buttons just continue getting pushed

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    there’s no business like snow business

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