Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 11, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    ‘God be with you ’til you beep again…’

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    His battery died.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    His sim card has departed!

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    ObiJoan  almost 5 years ago

    Nowadays we would say “He ran out of data”. You know times are changin’, they are…

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    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    overused data…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    What? This is an outrage! Where was his charger at the time of his demise?

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    There will now be a moment of “silence mode”.

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    unclepablo  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t we all?

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    Charlene Martin  almost 5 years ago

    Must have been a pay-as-you-go kind of guy.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But he left his soon-to-be-published autobiography, I, Phone.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    As do we all.

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    Phydeux  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like he didn’t get (a) good reception.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Dr. Frankenstein will be digging him up later and hooking him up to some lightening cables…

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The casket is closed, so there will be no Facetime.

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    samantha.meyer  over 4 years ago

    R.I.P. That was a beautiful service.

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