Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 07, 2020

Yep – everyone eats Vlasic pickles when they shelter in place. It’s a well-known fact.

It all depends on who you shelter with.

October through December. Just wait!!

The steering wheel, the apple, the microscope and the shopping cart are in this comic too

The divorce vulture said the same thing.

Better get ready and start training extra help!

As every military hospital knows, there is a big spike in births 9 months after troops come home from deployment.

Welcome to generation C (the Coronials)…

. . . Thank-you, Mark! This is fun! :)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2020/06/01/cartoons-essential-workers-loose-parts-dave-blazek/

And here I was hoping Earth might catch a break with a global population decline.

COMING THIS WINTER THE COVID KIDE! SEE THEM EVERYWHERE!

With the spike in domestic violence? I doubt it.

You’ll need more pickles.

Trite, but on the path to greatest passion and joy. Remember kids, sex is not dirty unless you do it right.

Of course the baby boom will only be firstborn children…

Mask & fork

Maybe they could call the generation produced “Baby Boomers”.

I hope not. Too many people is what enables pandemics.

Don’t we all!!!

As an essential worker in the ER and in teaching, I just want to thank you for this. And thanks for making the world a happier place through your humor and talent!

Which it SHOULDN’T.