Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 11, 2020

You don’t want to know what I at first thought the one on the left was. Nope.

All their roots are showing!!!

“Of course you realize, this means Portuguese Man O’ War!”

“How many times do we have to tell you, don’t tangle with an electric eel?”

Jellyfish don’t grow hair!

My tentacles always kink up in humid weather…..drat! I’ll have to reach out another day…..they’re closed.

I can’t tell if they look like this because the salon is closed, or if the salon is closed because they used all of the dye on those real housewives of Bikini Bottom.

Since a permanent needs to be done monthly shouldn’t it be a temporary?

Rasta Mon

You’re beautiful the way you are!

And I thought this was going to be a gay pride joke. lol

What do you want to bet that the guy who decided haircut shops were NON-essential is, himself, bald? I’m also convinced the person who decided dog groomers were non-essential has a short-haired dog, or maybe a cat!

I like the current ’dos on those jellies.

This seems like tall people going to a salon to get their legs shortened.

They’re probably going to gain weight (seeing that jellies use their tentacles to catch food).