Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 27, 2022

I hear crickets!!!

Due to inflation I bet.

The purple one is a hardy little guy. Holding his breath all that time. That is probably what turned him that color.

I bet he has a Latex allergy.

He’s not against the ceiling any more.

OK, I get this one…but it KINDA makes fun of terminally ill people, which feels kind of icky

If one- and four-panel strips were politically correct, I wouldn’t be here. I love this !!

See what modern medicine can do?? “For just 12 cents a day, you can save the life of a store-bought balloon.” Btw I will be taping another Youtube show in October.

Hang in there champ.

That’s because you are filled with heal-ium!

Mylar, this was funny.

“My-Lars, that’s amazing!”

No, it is making fun of me, I like to see just how long a helium balloon will stay up. One of my Mother’s Day Balloons is still up. I love to see how long they last.

Some have a tolerance of hot air and some don’t…

left over valentines balloon

What do you use to keep it up so long? Asking for a friend.

My wife has a regular balloon that some church kids gave her in October 3 years ago and it still has some air in it.