Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 13, 2023

- ʟɪᴄᴋ -

“pleased to eat you”

Admit it. You really enjoyed it.

Hope they landed in a much cooler part of the planet.

Or super kinky.It depends who’s licking you.

It be easy to lick em aliens if they tries invades.

Next stop… the planet of the dogs!

They said “take me to your leader,” they met President Biden, it wasn’t pretty

Look at them hard balls.

You’re about to get licked.

It’s because we look so good…yeah, that’s it!

If we’re ever invaded by those aliens I think we could lick ’em.

We cone in peace!!

Another one of those creepy ‘suck my tongue’ things?

Sprinkle some chopped peanuts and coat it with chocolate and you’ll be a nutty buddy ( or a drum stick)

That guy in the background, is he blind? He’s wearing dark sunglasses and it looks like he’s holding a cane in his left hand.

Beware the cannibalistic President!

sounds like he doesn’t like it a lick…

That’s a really classy saucer. Must be one of those scoop devilles!

What’s the scoop on those aliens?