One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for January 11, 2009

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    Now that America has elected Obama and we’ll never again have a racial problem (now that’s HOPE!), I may have to give up my old plan for solving what some insist is a racial divide.

    It was always clear to me that so-called Blacks were really one shade or another of brown, while Whites were not white but a sort of orangey-pink. So my solution was to stop seeing race in terms of Blacks vs. Whites but to start calling ourselves Pinkies and Brownies. Problem solved!

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    strodgers  almost 16 years ago

    I would think more as peachies and brownies. Personally I’d rather say a variety of tan. Which may or may not include those of all Asia, and original settlers of North, South America, and Australia

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    mrprongs  almost 16 years ago

    Different terms, Same problem. Race might not be an issue. Now it’s sexuality. Jews, Witchs, Commies, Gays. Some people are lost without a group to hate. Losers!

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